Religion likes a simple mind/good heart, versus evil genius.

Michael Palin singing “Every Sperm Is Sacred”
Song by Monty Python, in The Meaning of Life.

I have mentioned it before, however I just wanted to mention it again in relation to my 87,000 word essay or QUESTION. I am not the brightest of people, I basically flunked my GCSEs, I only got a merit (as opposed to a distinction) BTEC National Diploma and a 2:1 Bachelor of Arts degree. I have always been a sub-average achiever and never a straight-A student. But then again nothing has ever really interested me. Being a late developer I only grew up at age 35 when I started reading and to pursue my quest to fix the ism, forgive Adolf Hitler and save white people, and it was only saving white people that really interested me and the only thing that I truly and passionately cared about. Nothing interested me at school, college and university. At school I was one of those kids you would find ducking class and smoking in the toilets etc. However, I truly and passionately care about white people. Therefore, what I am trying to say is that I am not that intelligent, and that my 87,000 word essay or QUESTION is probably really thick, dumb, unprofessional and un-academic etc. However, I don’t think that intelligence is what really matters with religion or religious isms, especially Catholicism. Even though it was wrong, I believe my heart was in the right place when I wrote my 87,000 word essay and I asked a QUESTION that nobody else has ever asked before, namely is there any way we can forgive Adolf Hitler? I mean my prayers were literally answered when I attained the one word mathematically perfect ANSWER to racism and the forgiveness of Adolf Hitler, namely the Ismlessism. Again what I am trying to say is that intelligence doesn’t matter with religion, because you can be an evil genius and an angelic simpleton, and that’s what religion, God or Jesus Christ likes, that is, a good simple heart over an evil big brain. For example, St. André Bessette was illiterate, he was uneducated but a Saint. Was the Buddha intelligent or was He good natured? Therefore, intelligence and being advanced will never save us, but a good natured simple (or thick) heart that asks the right QUESTION will. Therefore, the Ismlessist believes in the philosophy that religion (as opposed to science and academia, which always seek talent), God and Jesus Christ etc like and prefer disabled saintly simpletons to talented evil geniuses. That is that religion or God prefers primitive Saints (such as St. André Bessette whom was illiterate) to advanced sinners (such as Steve Jobs and Bill Gates etc). This is the Ismlessism and how it was attained. I believe “Every Sperm Is Sacred”, the famous musical sketch from the film Monty Python’s The Meaning of Life, sung by Michael Palin, pretty well sums up Catholicism and exactly what I am trying to say about simple good hearts versus evil genius. Here are some lyrics:

There are Jews in the world

There are Buddhists

There are Hindus and Mormons, and then

There are those that follow Mohammed, but

I’ve never been one of them

I’m a Roman Catholic,

And have been since before I was born,

And the one thing they say about Catholics is:

They’ll take you as soon as you’re warm

You don’t have to be a six-footer

You don’t have to have a great brain

You don’t have to have any clothes on You’re

A Catholic the moment Dad came,

Because…

Every sperm is sacred

Every sperm is great

If a sperm is wasted,

God gets quite irate!

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